Everyone mentioned on this site (including Miss Kookamooka) is real. The names may or may not be. I use real names where I have the person in question’s blessing, and a made-up name otherwise. Except famous people. For logistical and, you know, common sense reasons, I did not ask Joni Mitchell or the Queen or J.K. Rowling or Johnny Weir permission to use their names. I hope they do not sue me.